As a comdian once said; 'Sex is overrated...ha, that grabbed your attention!'

Yesterday was a weird day. Because I was bored I looked about at prices, jobs and for places to travel to if somehow in uni I find myself with some money. The places I want to visit most are;

Tanzania
Ghana
Japan
New Zealand
South Africa

and for a bit of luxury...
Hawaii

Gonna cost a bit.......... oh dear - I appear to be in a pickle here,I've just realised its gonna take a miracle for this to happen.

Any donations will be greatly appreciated. Furthermore, if you have unwanted family members please donate them so I can sell them on ebay. I assure you they will not be sold as slaves, I'm against that so have no fear. My sisters already gone for $49.50 to some loving family in Arkansas and well my ma is involved in a bidding war between a farmer in Plymouth and a construction worker in Middlesborough. her price at the moment is $55. At the moment my dad has received no bids, apart from one that was retracted from a gypsy woman in Derby, she said she'd misplaced her glasses at the time of the bid and had misread...

Silver Fox, man, chin damage, but apart from that good as new

with.....

Silver fax machine, damaged but apart from that good as new.

Silly bint!

Anyways,please help me with my travelling expenses. I'll be your best friend.

J